i love you poems for mom

The different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~Lewis Carroll



I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. ~Steven Wright



The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." ~Isaac Asimov



Light is good from whatever lamp it shines. ~Author Unknown



There is only one trait which is irreparable in a statesman: honesty! Honesty is negative and sterile; it is ignorant of the correct evaluation of appetite and ambition - the only powers through which you can found anything durable. ~"The Mission," Chapter 3



One man's crappy software is another man's full time job. ~Jessica Gaston



He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum



When a man repeats a promise again and again, he means to fail you. ~Proverb



I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. ~Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass



They have stopped deceiving you, not loving you. And it seems to you that they have stopped loving you. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



I may be a twin but I'm one of a kind. ~Author Unknown



Different isn't always better, but better is always different. ~Author Unknown



George Washington is one of the beacons placed at intervals along the highroad of history. ~Orestes Ferrara



Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren. ~Art Linkletter



I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. ~Author Unknown



A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. ~John B. Priestly



If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?" And eventually he dies of thirst. ~Shelley Berman



With an unquiet mind, neither exercise, nor diet, nor physick can be of much use. ~Samuel Johnson



Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature. ~Martin H. Fischer



When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson