funny quotes about friendship and love

Gold that buys health can never be ill spent. ~Thomas Dekker, Westward Ho, 1604



Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach



One should always play fair when one has the winning cards. ~Oscar Wilde



How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. ~Anne Frank



I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News



May sleep envelop you as a bed sheet floating gently down, tickling your skin and removing every worry. Reminding you to consider only this moment. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable. ~Joan McIntosh



Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein



Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! ~Author Unknown



I felt like a race horse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his days of glory shrunk to a little gold cup on his mantel with a date engraved on it like a date on a tombstone. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar



Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. ~Sholem Asch



War. The dark time of valour, loss and hope where a man is controlled by his gun; where a gun is controlled by his hatred. Completely uncontrollable. ~Daniel Ha



We aim above the mark, to hit the mark. Every act hath some falsehood of exaggeration in it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Trust that little voice in your head that says "Wouldn't it be interesting if..." And then do it. ~Duane Michals, "More Joy of Photography"



The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing. ~William Shakespeare



Every writer I know has trouble writing. ~Joseph Heller



Quality begins on the inside... and then works its way out. ~Bob Moawad Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. ~Henry Ford



A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ~Bill Vaughan



Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. ~Chief Seattle, 1855