valentines day love quotes

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. ~Elbert Hubbard



Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig



There is not a thread in it but scorns self-indulgence, weakness and rapacity. ~Charles Evans Hughes



One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. ~Robert Benchley



The art of life is the art of avoiding pain. ~Thomas Jefferson



Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. ~Marcus Aurelius Antoninus



If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. ~Author Unknown



What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ~Agnes Repplier



If I am not pleased with myself, but should wish to be other than I am, why should I think highly of the influences which have made me what I am? ~John Lancaster Spalding



I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. ~Denis Leary



Even the most painstaking history is a bridge across an eternal mystery. ~Bruce Catton, Prefaces to History



Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James



There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. ~Clyde Moore There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. ~Clyde Moore



It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ~Dave Barry



The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan



If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur Weigall



If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? ~Sydney J. Harris



Life has the name of life, but in reality it is death. ~Heraclitus, Eustathius ad Iliad