short i love you poems for your boyfriend

Every man's disease is his personal property. ~Alonzo Clark



Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. ~James Alexander Thom



Plagiarism: literary theft; when a writer duplicates another writer's language or ideas and then calls the work his or her own; to avoid the charge of plagiarism, writers take care to credit those from whom they borrow and quote.



Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~Author Unknown



Personal protective equipment is self-defense. ~Author Unknown



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner



Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald



He was one of the few great rulers whose wisdom increased with his power, and whose spirit grew gentler and tenderer as his triumphs were multiplied. ~James A. Garfield



What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse. ~Stanislaw J. Lec



If you've lost your enthusiasm, there's no better place to find it than on a skipping excursion. And, you might just find your lost youth as well! ~Jessi Lane Adams



I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great pope, Self. ~Martin Luther



Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. ~Malcolm Muggeridge



The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet. ~Lord Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield



One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney. ~Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983



Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner



In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Sometimes people call me an idealist. Well, that is the way I know I am an American. America is the only idealistic nation in the world. ~Woodrow Wilson



There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide



Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. ~Lao Tzu



It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb