quotes for guys who are jerks

Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. ~Author Unknown



God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses. ~R.B. Cunninghame Graham, letter to Theodore Roosevelt, 1917



A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown



A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need. ~Sidney Carroll



The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown



There's no thief like a bad movie. ~Sam Ewing



When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda



If there be a hell upon earth, it is to be found in a melancholy man's heart. ~Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy



Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer. ~John Pierpont Morgan



I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred Allen



How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy. ~Paul Sweeney



Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo



Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



History is that terrible mill in which sawdust rejoins sawdust. ~Edith Sitwell



A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future. ~Author Unknown



You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown



If I had to sum up Friendship in one word, it would be Comfort. ~Terri Guillemets



Extreme remedies are very appropriate for extreme diseases. ~Hippocrates, Aphorisms



Loyd: No worse than raising up kids where the front yard ends in a freeway.



May I never wake up from the American dream. ~Carrie Latet