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Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only two sizes: too big and too small. ~Richard Pattis



I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard



If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. ~Judith Hayes, In God We Trust: But Which One?



Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. ~Victor Hugo



I bid you conquer in your warfare against your four great enemies, the world, the devil, the flesh, and above all, that obstinate and perverse self-will, unaided by which the other three would be comparatively powerless. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



It is better to rise from life as from a banquet - neither thirsty nor drunken. ~Aristotle



Peace on the outside comes from knowing God on the inside. ~Author Unknown



With innovation and technology, seems we have forgotten to cherish the true beauty the world has to offer. ~A.C. Van Cherub



Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. ~Confucius



So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some. ~Booth Tarkington



There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. ~Groucho Marx



It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown



The color of springtime is in the flowers, the color of winter is in the imagination. ~Terri Guillemets



I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~Abraham Lincoln



History, as long as it continues to happen, is always another chance. ~R. Jackson Wilson



He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city. ~Proverbs 16:32



We become aware of the void as we fill it. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it. ~Henry James



He stands in history as the completer of the globe. ~John Sterling