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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~Wilson Mizner



No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. ~Robert Kirby



For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again... ~II Samuel 14:14



Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. ~Margaret Smith



When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure. ~Author Unknown



If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~Author Unknown



"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying. ~P.G. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1922



It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. ~Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary



To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. ~Author Unknown



To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. ~Florynce R. Kennedy, 1973



I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon



Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Nature and silence go better together. ~Astrid Alauda



Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all. ~William Faulkner



We can be Knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom. ~Michel de Montaigne



We should emphasize not Negro History, but the Negro in history. What we need is not a history of selected races or nations, but the history of the world void of national bias, race hate, and religious prejudice. ~Carter Woodson, 1926



In time of test, family is best. ~Burmese Proverb



He struggles to exude authority. He furrows his brow, trying to look more sagacious, but he ends up looking as if he has indigestion. Appearing confused at his own speech, he seems like a first-grade actor in a production of James and the Giant Peach. Are his blinks Morse code for "Oh, man, don't let that teleprompter break?" ~Maureen Dowd, about George W. Bush