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Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated. ~Robert C. Savage, Life Lessons



A spark neglected makes a mighty fire. ~Robert Herrick



An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy to be called an idea at all. ~Elbert Hubbard



A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility. ~Giosue Borsi



Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut



Question: " I understand that Congress is considering a so-called 'flat' tax system. How would this work?" Answer: "If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool." ~Dave Barry



May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing



Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification. ~Bruce McCall



Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. ~Carl Jung



History is merely gossip. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan



The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. ~Bertrand Russell



Map out your future, but do it in pencil. ~Jon Bon Jovi, quoted in Reader's Digest, "Quotable Quotes," September 2002



Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back. ~Chinese Proverb



The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899



Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~Tiger Woods



One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake. ~Anton Pavlovich Chekhov



Love is the thread that binds us. ~Author Unknown



My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley