inspirational quotes for work

Even an E-type Jaguar looks merely flash beside a really smart pony and trap. ~Marion C. Garretty



This is what the Republicans are calling a Wizard of Oz ticket. You see, Cheney needs a heart, Bush needs a brain. ~Jay Leno



It is an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe something now in exchange for life after death. Even corporations with all their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous. ~Gloria Steinem



A hundredload of worry will not pay an ounce of debt. ~George Herbert



We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one. ~John Updike



When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. ~Author Unknown



The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil



We never repent of having eaten too little. ~Thomas Jefferson, 1825



Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. ~W.C. Fields



I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter. ~Author Unknown



True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. ~Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld



Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head. ~Graffiti



You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand. ~Jason Cahill, The Sopranos, "Meadowlands," original airdate 31 January 1999, spoken by the character Corrado "Junior" Soprano



America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. ~Gloria Steinem



When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket. ~Elbert Hubbard



On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women



I was wrong to grow older. Pity. I was so happy as a child. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere



Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. ~Charles Caleb Colton



Some people always sigh in thanking God. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning



Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. ~Scott Adams