i miss you funny quotes

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder. ~Author Unknown



The church is the great lost and found department. ~Robert Short



Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. ~Hungarian Proverb



I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it. ~Woodrow Wilson



Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow. ~Gerald Vaughan



If the television craze continues with the present level of programs, we are destined to have a nation of morons. ~Daniel Marsh, 1950



But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. ~Sam Snead, to Ted Williams, arguing which was more difficult, to hit a moving baseball or a stationary golf ball



But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads? ~Albert Camus



History is the action and reaction of these two, nature and thought - two boys pushing each other on the curbstone of the pavement. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life: Fate



Adults aren't generally struck with the urge to skip because their worries and burdens weigh them down and they forget that they can take themselves lightly. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse. ~Author Unknown



Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



History is a tyranny over the souls of the dead - and so the imagination of the living. ~William Carlos Williams



People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that. ~Don Murray



He was one of the few great rulers whose wisdom increased with his power, and whose spirit grew gentler and tenderer as his triumphs were multiplied. ~James A. Garfield



Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire



I am running in this race because of what Dr. King called "the fierce urgency of now." Because I believe that there's such a thing as being too late. And that hour is almost upon us. ~Barack Obama, Iowa Jefferson-Jackson Dinner, 2007 Nov 10



The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen



He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite. ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton