funny quotes on exams
Pleasure is the bait of sin. ~Plato
No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones. ~Harry Truman
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. ~Author Unknown
I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity. ~George Gallup I could smell myself awake with that coffee. ~Jaesse Tyler
Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living. ~Tom O'Connor
Life preys upon life. This is biology's most fundamental fact. ~Martin H. Fischer
We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us. ~Cary T. Grayson
The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same. ~Martin H. Fischer
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. ~Lillian Jackson Braun
Baseball is a game dominated by vital ghosts; it's a fraternity, like no other we have of the active and the no longer so, the living and the dead. ~Richard Gilman
And see, no longer blinded by our eyes. ~Rupert Brooke
The daily grind of hard work gets a person polished. ~Author Unknown
You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. ~Clay P. Bedford
If you are cold, tea will warm you. If you are too heated, it will cool you. If you are depressed, it will cheer you. If you are excited, it will calm you. ~Gladstone, 1865
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is. ~Frank Burns
Let freedom never perish in your hands. ~Joseph Addison
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato
If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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