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Music is the cup which holds the wine of silence. ~Robert Fripp



No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. ~Hal Borland



He that respects himself is safe from others; he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown



As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. ~Clarence Darrow



I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill



Breastfeeding is an unsentimental metaphor for how love works, in a way. You don't decide how much and how deeply to love - you respond to the beloved, and give with joy exactly as much as they want. ~Marni Jackson



The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals. ~Harold J. Laski



There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me. ~Thomas Jefferson



Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye? ~Author Unknown



Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives, I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace. ~Author Unknown



Men would live exceedingly quiet if these two words, mine and thine were taken away. ~Anaxagoras



I understand more than the ancients, because I keep thy precepts. ~Psalms 119:100



What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~Charles Dickens



You know my feelings: every day is a gift. It's just, does it have be a pair of socks? ~Terence Winter, The Sopranos, "The Ride," original airdate 7 May 2006, spoken by the character Tony Soprano You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air. The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round the heart, so that the air passing through them thereby envelops the heart. Thus breathing is a natural way to the heart. And so, having collected your mind within you, lead it into the channel of breathing through which air reaches the heart and, together with this inhaled air, force your mind to descend into the heart and to remain there. ~Nicephorus the Solitary



When life throws you scraps, make a quilt. ~Author Unknown



Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks. ~Lin Yutang



Know your limits, but never stop trying to exceed them. ~Author Unknown



Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste. ~J.K. Rowling



Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer.... Maybe self-destruction is the answer. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6