funny quotes and pictures about life

We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has. ~Gamaliel Bradford



Men can bear all things except good days. ~Dutch Proverb



We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line. ~Norm Stewart



Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons



The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb



We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. ~Henry Ward Beecher



The tree is more than first a seed, then a stem, then a living trunk, and then dead timber. The tree is a slow, enduring force straining to win the sky. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert



I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words. ~Ruth St. Denis



A door opens to me. I go in and am faced with a hundred closed doors. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown



Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, New York Times, 8 October 1989



Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labeled "This could change your life." ~Helen Exley



Gratitude is the best attitude. ~Author Unknown



They will say that you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown



Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves. ~Proverb



Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale



Procrastination is opportunity's assassin. ~Victor Kiam



Follow Descartes! Do not give up the religion of your youth until you get a better one. ~Martin H. Fischer