funny love quotes sayings

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~Albert Einstein



You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. ~James A. Froude



Evolution is individual - devolution is collective. ~Martin H. Fischer



Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde



Bromide: informal term for a platitude that is especially dull, tiresome, or annoying; so often repeated it has lost its meaning.



The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble. ~Henry Miller



Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend. ~Walter Savage Landor



It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller



If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around. ~Martin H. Fischer



Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. ~Henry David Thoreau



If soup isn't hot enough to make a grown man wince, it's undrinkable. ~Grey Livingston



I could walk forever and a mile with one beautiful girl. ~A.C. Van Cherub



I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. ~Charles Baudelaire



Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. ~Beverly Nichols



Nowhere is there an account or portrait of Christ laughing... he is always stern, serious and as gloomy as a prison guard. Never does one see him laughing until tears appear in his eyes like the roly-poly squint-eyed Buddha guffawing with arms upraised. ~Author Unknown



Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean, flee to my lodge in the hills. ~S.J. Perelman, Will B. Johnstone, and Arthur Sheekman, Monkey Business



Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher



The best way to predict your future is to create it. ~Peter Drucker



Racial injustice, war, urban blight, and environmental rape have a common denominator in our exploitative economic system. ~Channing E. Phillips, speech, Washington, D.C., 22 April 1970



Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. ~John De Paola